Welcome to the website of D.W. Andrews!

I am a writer with delusions of grandeur and stories to tell. Most of those stories are dark, adult oriented, and semi-autobiographical.

I’m so glad that you have stumbled onto this dark and seedy blot of the inter webs.

Actually, I’m sorry you are here. I’m afraid you are now quite stuck with me. Go ahead and try to leave, My Dears.

See, you are trapped. Utterly unable to will yourself away from this place.


Anyway, since you are here I feel obligated to entertain, so I will do my best to do just that.